Cee Lo

Dear Cee Lo Green,

Where did you find your background singers? I really need some sassy women backing me up when I make remarks. I feel it would give me an edge, academically. I'd like to see my professors reading my paper and then some sassy women peak out from behind the desk and chime in when I make pertinent/relevant remarks.

Perhaps I could install them at work. Hopefully they'd help me to ask whether people want glossy or matte finish. Or they'd sassily tell people that no, you can't get a discount. You're not cute trying to get me to comp you shit.

So, Mr. Green, please let me know were to find some backup singers to improve my life.

Honestly,
Scott