Painter

Dear Ms. Painter,

Please note that when you take my time at work, and use our equipment, you are stealing. I make a measly 2% commission on most of what I sell. By monopolizing my time with your stupid, pointless questions, you are actively taking money away from both me and my employer.

You confusion about how to operate basic electronics is startling. Do you live under a rock? Having to spell everything out for you was beyond tedious. This is neither the time nor the place for me to walk you through how to use a DVD. If you are wanting to know about advanced electronics, please have at least some notion about how to use the service you requested.

Asking me questions from across the store is not appropriate, especially when you see I’m busy working in the lab is inconsiderate. You’re lack of knowledge of how to operate simple electronics does not take precedence over doing the job I get paid for.

Also, saying, “God bless you” over and over again is not the same as say, buying something from me. God will do what he will…and it most likely won’t involve me getting any money from this situation. So for future reference, please do not abuse our kindness. We’re hard-working individuals that depend on commission to cover our costs of living. Please think of that before presenting us your painstaking, demanding and pointless dilemmas.

Honestly,

Scott