Mary

Dear Mary Magdalene,

Thank you for being so biblically fierce. You are the patron saint of hair dressers, and for that I want to thank you for showing a variety of fabulous and outrageous hair styles. I know you preside over each and every hair show. Your bounty is unparalleled. I know it is you that allowed the creation of weavecopter, and for that, I am forever indebted to you.

Please, in my hour of hair need, cast your guiding light so that my hair will flatter my facial features as well as be current, pertinent and relevant. Please let me find a hair color that matches my skin tone and shows my creativity.

Please be with those who commit hair offences and show them the way to good hairdos. Please prevent all hair don’ts. May your gorgeous locks continue to be an inspiration to all believers.

Honestly,

Scott